Twelves

1/27/15

Well now I want to try out the app on cat pics.

1/27/15

The "after" Ellie looks like this fashion blogger I follow.

1/27/15

That happened to me once! The guy just blinked and said, "I don't know what that means."

1/27/15

I am a fan of this. I always choose for regular coffee (from the urns) or iced if there's a line, it's just not worth the wait.

1/27/15

I didn't realize that non-fat is hard to foam. Should I order it flat? I don't want to use up a bunch of cold milk.

1/27/15

I didn't realize that non-fat is hard to foam. Should I order it flat? I don't want to use up a bunch of cold milk.

1/27/15

Regular coffee (in the urns) isn't my favorite but I will always opt for that over an Americano if the line's long. Ditto with iced coffee.

1/27/15

YES. We need a full collection of coffee stories.

1/27/15

Finally understanding the level of Monogrammed Thermosery I am dining with

1/26/15

Hot Cookie in San Francisco makes three varieties of coconut macaroons: plain, chocolate covered, and chocolate covered and shaped like a dick on a stick with coconut shavings for pubes.

1/26/15

"fuck you... THIS IS DELICIOUS OM NOM NOM" is what you meant to keep typing there. Fixed it for ya. =)

1/25/15

It seemed like a family-run restaurant, which is probably the reason why either of those two managed to get a job.

1/22/15

Well, I guess my life's fucked.

1/21/15

I remember reading a Yelp review once written by a woman who was upset that a coffee place wouldn't let her use the "gently used" paper cup she brought in with her. And you could just tell from the way she worded it that in her mind it was perfectly innocent, and in reality she'd brought in a dirty paper cup (that…

1/21/15

Sometimes I want to clap my hands and hiss at people like they're a racoon in the hopes that they just scamper away.

1/21/15

I was at a restaurant once and we asked them to clear the table before bringing dessert (had just eaten crab, one of those places where the entire table gets littered with the remains), and the server STUCK HIS FINGERS IN OUR WATER GLASSES in order to carry them away, then realized that maybe we still wanted the…

1/21/15

Yeah, I never know how to deal when I'm eating out with the two shy, soft-spoken kids. Seriously, we have to ask one of them constantly to speak up because we can't hear her, to the point where I think it's given her a complex and made her even more nervous about asking for things, because she knows she has to repeat…

1/13/15

When I work out, I get sweaty. A shower after is a must. I work out 5x a week, and the other two days I just feel gross if I don't at least wash my face and various pits. I wear make-up, that needs to be washed off daily.