Daily but with a lot of complicated variations.

Head tables are strictly for the wedding party, dates sit elsewhere. Anybody who's got a problem with that should just deal, this day is not about them.

I was limited to three bridesmaids for the sake of symmetry, which wasn't that bad really. Another good friend read a poem, and my sister carried my train.

I declined to invite two specific friends to my wedding in order to spare myself any more grief over the "which half of this couple that's now broken up should I invite." They both lived out of state anyways so it wasn't that big a deal, thankfully.

Pills? Numbing agents? I didn't have any of that! Wtf, Kaiser??

Does he ever get to leave that corner? I don't know what the rule is on how far the characters can wander, but that definitely seems to be his assigned post. Poor guy, stuck there forced to deal with little girls yelling at him.

That sounds tragic, I'm glad that the wedding was a happy one despite everything else.

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Thanks for the tip! Will try ordering it flat next time.

Ours was the opposite — my now-husbands' kids from a previous marriage just could not smile for the photos, because they are simply the worst at taking photos. They had a great time, but in all the posed shots they either looked sad, bored, or confused, and of course not looking at the camera. One for sure will grow…

We had kids at our wedding because my now-husband has two from a previous marriage, and all my cousins have kids, and many of our guests. Some got sitters, some didn't, but we didn't want to piss anyone off by excluding children (and leaving our own with nobody their age to hang out with).

Poor kid, to grow up with such awful parents who clearly have no idea how to behave at a wedding. They really should have corralled him better, or gotten a damn sitter.

Brunch is sacred and should never be interrupted by loud obnoxious children.

I was fortunate enough not to have any hellspawn youngsters on the guest list; all the kids were well-behaved (THANK YOU, responsible parents!). However I did have more than one person on "baby duty" at the ceremony who knew to quietly ask a parent to get their kid the fuck out of there if they started making noise.

Ugh, SO dislike when guests just do their own thing. It's incredibly rude. We had people who RSVPd and then couldn't make it, and didn't bother to tell us. We're paying for that empty seat, you know, and could have invited somebody else to fill it!

Yeah, we had a similar dilemma. We made it kid friendly and had designated kids tables where they could run wild, plus a "parents with younger kids" table for those that needed supervision.

We really didn't have a choice. My now-husband has two lovely children from a previous marriage, and we were absolutely going to include them in the ceremony. Are we then going to kick them out before the reception? Also many of our friends have children, from a year or two old all the way to teenagers. Where is the…

Love this woman. Want to go to her parties SO BAD NOW. Flamingo forever!

His eyes look hollow. As in, giant black pits. I am scared.

That just seems like a bummer.