This. I have friends who love finding bizarre remote locations and camping, staying in strangers’ houses as guests, going to odd festivals/events... They keep saying IT’S AN ADVENTURE but frankly to me it’s the premise of a horror movie where everyone dies at the end, and as the gay person/couple (and where they have…

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. No, I will not watch your scary movie but I will read the entire plot on Wikipedia.

I want to watch scary movies but can’t stomach them. I, too, will take the spoilers even though I really want to watch Chidi on the big screen.

I wasn’t too thrilled about Hereditary, and this isn’t doing much for me. I get that it’s a horror movie and people make dumb decisions, but if I HAD to go to a festival, that shit better have corporate branding all over and a website, at least. Anything less than that, it’s a cult.

Aaaaah! Someone point me to the spoilers so I can read what happens but never watch this scary movie.

Never have I fought with or hated a loved one more than when assembling IKEA furniture. It’s the ultimate relationship test.

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

My grandparents are from Sweden and I am very into witchcraft and Norse pagan religions and this movie looks like a horrifying bastardization of all that I hold sacred and I AM HERE FOR IT.

Human Centipede? Your version sounds cuter (I’m picturing a wooly bear version).

The shortest, worst Human Caterpillar to ever exist.

Not inherently but its very on-brand for the MAGA chuds

Sometimes, maybe by accident, Justice happens to the nicest people.

As I’ve said many times before:

Eat shit, Ivanka

As much as the past 2 years of political chaos has sucked, there’s a certain schadenfreude in watching Trump’s staggering mediocrity give equally mediocre young men just enough rope to hang themselves.

It’s odd that I want to know what racialized word a person could use and feign ignorance at how’s it’s racist?  

Could not happen to a nicer douche canoe.

I love how much NY fucking hates trump :-)

In other huge news, New York has passed a law allowing them to release State Tax Returns to Congressional Committees. Seeing as this is Trump’s home state, they can release his state taxes, which would have much of the same info as his federal returns.

Though, I do kind of laugh at the idea that this hurts him, and that some media companies were blasting this as some kind of “breaking news!” gotcha bullshit.

Correction- he’s amazingly good at managing to torch everything around him and still somehow come out unscathed. Such as our current political situation