I won’t be as measured as the rest of the responses. And all due respect to your dad’s colleague, but:

Thank you! This!! One of my favorite, introvert-recharging activities last summer... was paddleboarding solo up to DeVos’s stupid lake house (a family member has a smaller house on the same lake) and screaming FUCK YOU while giving the security cams the double-bird. 

If she was more interested in education she might know that being shy or withdrawn doesn’t automatically equal introverted.

How would you even know, though?

I would shed more than one tear.

So Cardi B just ripped a king size comforter off a round bed in a bordello, threw that shit on like she was Carol Burnett in a Bob Mackie curtain, donned her bed jacket and bejeweled swimming cap and slayed the shit out of this.  Thank god.  Long slog between Billy Porter and this. 

So we can brick her up in a small oubliette and forget about her?

Goddamnit I’m mad that for the first time in my life I approve of a thing that Jared Leto did

I would just like to say that if the Orange Dumbsicle happens to have a massive Left-sided stroke that takes out Wernicke’s and Broca’s area rendering him unable to speak or comprehend words (I know the last one is redundant), I would not shed one tear.

Am I the only one who thought the theme was“camping” and wondered WTF people were supposed to wear? (Though it would be fun if someone took camp to the camping realm.)

Honestly, misinterpreting it and showing up dressed as camping gear would probably be more on-theme than a lot of what we’re going to see tonight.

Aw, Betsy. I’d want people to leave me alone, too, if I was unqualified for and incompetent at my job. You probably can’t see the violin I’m playing because it’s very, very small, but I assure you it’s there.

J/K, it’s not. Fuck you and the piece of shit you rode in on.

No, Betsy, what you don’t like is negative publicity. If people liked you, you’d eat up the attention with a spoon and ask for more.

Does ANYONE in this administration understand that they are supposed to held accountable?

I think Cersei’s aim in executing Missandei was just to piss Dany off and goad her into a frontal assault of Kings Landing so that she slaughters a bunch of smallfolk and looks like the bad guy. For the life of me, I don’t know why Dany doesn’t just try to repeat the same method she used to conquer Meereen.

“...the closest Starbucks to the Winterfell set is a 27 minute drive.”

Jon and Dany could easily rule as equal co-regents like Ferdinand and Isabella.

So Cersei now has...zero hostages? After like, twelve hours? Seems like The Gang could propaganda their way out of this. Get the remaining Unsullied to draw up some flyers for the illiterate citizens about how the “enemies” stopped the undead, do a few dragon flyovers. Talk about chain breaking, remind them of…

When did Missandei start using Glossier Boy Brow?

I posted this somewhere else, but I am looking forward to the “Adventures of Arya and The Hound”!