Feels appropriate

I read the entire indictment at the office (partially for work, partially for pleasure). It was a goddamn delight.

My office is right above someone who works for an influencer marketing firm and I can hear every single conversation she has (thanks, paper-thin floors and walls!). Just last week, one of her clients had a two-week gap between living situations, and felt like going somewhere beachy, so I listened to this woman spend…

In re-reading, that doesn’t make sense—you’re right! The texts are regarding plans that don’t actually exist, so we are mildly confused for a number of minutes and frantically texting each other on the side wondering how we both forgot we were supposed to go to Nana’s. We’re very gullible.

My parents are big into April Fools Day. As adults, they have a tendency to text my brother and I that they’ll just meet us at the restaurant, or that Nana is expecting us at 2, and we always fall for it.

I was 100% uninterested after Season 1 and then a friend told me I had to keep going. Season 4 is incredibly well-written and tackles a lot of shit in a really smart way. Basically, yes. 

Mine did too! And it ended with the “Since the invention of the kiss...” line that was slightly tweaked for us. 

The third season of “Channel Zero” plays with the staircase stories. I know they’re obviously not real either, but the imagery has something deeply freaky about it. 

There is a real Camp Walden in Maine. My ex-boss sends his terribly spoiled daughters there. 

I do this! It is THE BEST. So creamy and delicious (plus, extra protein)!

But he’ll do stuff that is utterly pointless sometimes—the cop that always ate burgers on the go? SEGMENTED GRAPEFRUIT AND AVOCADO—the least practical or useful dish for a cop-on-the-go with a family. And yes, he totally can cook, but I do wonder about why he’s doing some of these dishes...

I big heart love this logic.

OH GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT SECOND PICTURE AND NOW MY ONLY CHOICE IS TO SELF-IMMOLATE.

The problem is that the licensing of various stores is taking a while, so typically it’s only been places that were already medical suppliers that are now open for recreational buyers. And every place in LA still has a crazy line, and likely will for a while until more stores open.

Well, now I just want fro-yo. I’ll even pay for it!

This woman is a badass and I really hope that her skin graft is successful. Gene therapy is a crazy-awesome field!

I watched this is at Sundance this year. A tiny screening room filled with exhausted, cynical, and hungover film executives. All sobbing like small children. This man made such a difference in so many people’s lives. I feel better about having a kid knowing that I can show him/her Mr. Rogers.

When you’re trying to attract star power to your project you always pay them more. I’ve worked on films where well-known actors/actresses make well over $1m for a week of work when the star of the film makes less than $100k. Actors have quotes—you won’t get the actor you want if you don’t pay.

I HATE sweet rosé. It gives me a headache more than any other alcohol. But a dry rose is my favorite. I’m super picky about it, but places are starting to sell pretty cheap dry rose so that makes me happy. Trader Joe’s man!

I soooo didn’t get Paul Newman for years (yes, I know it was stupid) and then I re-watched Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid two years ago and I was like HOLY SHIT I HAVE BEEN MISSING ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WONDERFUL ABOUT THIS WORLD.