Don’t worry, it’s not all that it seems...it goes very south. The trailer is deliberately leaving out a TON of dark shit.

There’s a twist. It goes a bit off the rails in the third act.

That was only in the 7th book where they put the “trace” on the name. They figured that anyone who would dare to say his name aloud would be someone worth arresting. It wasn’t the case before the Ministry fell.

That is my new motto—If I can be Oprah I will ALWAYS choose to be Oprah.

What frustrates me about a lot of these studios is not the concept of spin—it’s the fact that you really don’t need any real training to become an instructor. At Soul Cycle, you start at the front desk and get promoted to instructor. There are classes, but it’s not like you need to be certified in ANYTHING.

Yes, some of them are just SO DAMN LOUD. It’s 7am. I don’t need to be in a fucking club.

PANDAS!

There is a Rosalind Franklin movie in development called EXPOSURE with Mark Gordon/eOne. Hayley Schore (the creator of the show “The Resident”) wrote the spec.

No, they’re pretty much the best in the world—they have multiple gold medals.

And of course Sly himself was also accused of sexual assault last year...

The Buck v. Bell ruling has also never been turned over.

I’ve helped a number of inmates get their GED while incarcerated. It’s an extremely common practice, and pretty vital to anyone who has any intention of trying to get a job once they’re released. Others wanted to get it to show their kids that they were still trying to better themselves.

You’ll get them when you see it. It’s fucking terrifying. My friends and I were chasing each other around the house clicking at each other for hours after we saw it.

I think del Toro needs to acknowledge that he ripped off Splash before this particular short story. It’s a gorgeous film but it’s literally just Splash featuring Amelie.

I am...strangely not against this?

In the ramp video, her handlers tell her to put her big-girl panties on. I love this more than I can express.

That is...concerning. I am deeply weirded out by that, I must admit.

It wasn’t the studio’s idea to do the reshoots. Ridley insisted on them. The studio was planning on pulling the movie while they figured out what to do, and Ridley did a lot of this (asking Plummer to take over the role, etc.) before even talking to the studio. Which is badass, and something only someone of his status…

I had the most wide-eyed open-mouthed smile on my face watching this video. And then my boss walked in. He understood, but I’m going to guess he thinks I’m a bit disturbed.

I will come down HARD in favor of Boy Brow. That stuff is fucking magical. I also quite like their concealer. I’ve heard good things about the Halo highlighter stuff, but haven’t tried it yet.