I’m now going to go watch Moulin Rouge for the 10,000th time. I’ll take any excuse I can get.

I got a Harry Potter adult coloring book for Christmas last year and it was amazing. Adult-themed coloring books are becoming a big thing.

I met FLOTUS at a fundraiser before the 2012 election—I could barely talk, my dad made a trophy-wife joke, and all I could say when she asked what I did was “I WORK AT AN AGENCY” (not what kind, or what field, or anything, just “an agency”). I was completely star-struck. She was lovely and gorgeous and then gave an…

Mine goes to the National Network of Abortion funds—I work for a Republican, so whenever I buy things off Amazon for work using my corporate card I feel an intense sense of smugness that the company is donating to abortions.

I’ve done Disneyland high a few times times—the first time unfortunately was on edibles so I barely remember anything except for desperately clinging to my boyfriend in attempt to stay standing while in line for Peter Pan (edibles have a tendency to make my legs stop working properly, apparently). The next few times…

I just got back from my office holiday party to grab my laptop and have had like 5 glasses of Cabernet so I giggle-snorted VERY loudly at a luckily empty office through all of these, so thank you. Also, major hearts to Jez. It’s been a rough year for the world, and they’ve been solid through all of it.

I will never not burst out laughing when I see this image. It’s problematic when it happens at work.

My coworker moved to Los Angeles from Norway and caught himself bitching that he was too cold with the window down wearing a denim shirt in early December...I’ve never seen someone look so horrified at their rapid devolution.

I definitely got mad that he hadn’t at least been given a happy backstory. How hard would it have been for his kid to be in college and doing fine? He can clearly videochat with his not-real wife, why not with his not-real kid? Ford’s an asshole.

I legitimately thought that the Pismo Beach Disaster was something that had actually happened (i.e., Clueless was borrowing from real events) until literally 3 weeks ago.

I just laughed until I cried at my desk. This is incredible.

I wish I could star this more than once...

My mom was turning 50 on election day 2008 and she told all of her friends and family that that would have to be their gift to her. Worked out well :)

(I like the Big Bang Theory, but I am aware of how ridiculous it is and have accepted all ridicule it earns me, and I am MOST CERTAINLY voting for Hillary, so not sure what category that puts me in but felt the need to point out that not all of us are terrible people)

I’m a pho person myself. Tasty and the restaurants always have good punny names.

I have read this story well over 10 times over the years and every single time it reduces me to hysterical tears/laughter.

I spent like 6 years asking for one of these giant stuffed animals for Christmas...honestly, still kind of want one.

My years of watching Criminal Minds and Law & Order: SVU came to a head and I yelled “IT MEANS THE KILLER IS SHOWING SIGNS OF REMORSE YOU INCOMPETENT TOOL!” terrifying not only my husband, but my cat.

In development at Columbia--not a remake, but a live action version of the original story. Going to be shot in China with a Chinese cast.

Article says perpetrator is not openly gay--Emmerich has been out for decades.