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Actually, a lot of the television studios and networks have diversity programs with the express hope of injecting young writers who are not just white dudes into their writers’ rooms. It can actually work to one’s advantage at times, especially if it’s a culturally diverse show or catering to a multicultural or

I am laugh-crying at my desk due to this comment. I may get fired. Do not care #worthit

Ask vendors every question you can think of. We even got to the point where we were asking vendors “are there any questions people typically asked that we haven’t yet?” at the end of interviews. You’re paying for them (most likely a horrifying amount) and wanting to know how everything works is totally natural. I have

That scene was definitely in my mind the one time I have ever thrown a drink in someone’s face. However, I drank the first $19 martini and threw the second in his face (why waste free and expensive alcohol?). It was awesome.

My only problem with the IUD is that it doesn’t necessarily completely prevent your period from happening in all women. 95% of the reason I’m on the pill and not an IUD is I like being able to be like “nawww not this month kthxbai” if it’s an inconvenient one. I can’t prevent my period from happening completely on an

They’ve been attempting to do BJ3 for years and years, since before the 3rd book came out. It’s not necessarily that Hollywood has no new ideas (not that they often do), but this particular one was a scheduling/casting conflict mostly in having it be so long after the 2nd one.

That particular clip is from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, not from Grey’s. I am highly embarrassed that I know this.

My best friend and I had to take care of two fake babies when I was 16 for sociology class for a weekend. We brought them to Disneyland and got a lot of terribly dirty looks (and more than a few comments) because a) teen mothers b) when mine started fake crying I changed its diaper on top of a trash can. Kind of

My fiance and I attempt not to fart around each other but sometimes you just can’t help it. Then we both giggle like 7 year olds and move on with our lives.

Why not both? Together...

I have a colleague whose 18-year-old biological son called him and eventually he ended up adopting him (he was raised by a single mother). Cool for everyone at the end of the day, but I bet he didn’t imagine that scenario when he donated sperm decades before!

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The Salami & Kale Salad at Tender Greens is one of my favorite dishes of all time. That and their Chipotle Chicken Salad. Ugh...we’re only an hour past lunch and now I’m starving again just thinking about it!

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And we’ll never ever ever ever ever ever leave each other.

Our school had these enormous chocolate muffins and I would have that and a root beer almost every day for lunch. I feel like I might have picked at the lunches my mom packed me and now I feel guilty.

Oh, absolutely. Me too. At sixteen though...couldn’t even.

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The first time my first serious boyfriend met my parents, at some point it was mentioned that he was Catholic. My mom took this as an opportunity to LOUDLY start singing “Every Sperm is Sacred” from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. In retrospect, I find this hilarious (and am very impressed at how much of the

Because Apple Music doesn’t have equally crazy privacy policies? Think about those epic policies you don’t read and click “agree to” every time you update your phone. I feel like they’re just not as publicized.

Pre-ceremony cocktail hour. That is all. Was the second thing I said to my planner after telling her my fiance’s name. Plus a 30-minute-max ceremony, not that I can actually imagine what on earth would happen for 30 minutes. We’re just budgeting the time.

God, I felt bad once I found out that my soon-to-be-fiancé had one of our friends ask another couple to move away from where he was about to propose since they were literally sitting in front of our other friend hiding to take photos. These people are absurd.