That’s exactly how it’s supposed to be served. And it’s DELICIOUS.

This was all I could think of this entire article.

SPIRIT CHARGES FOR YOUR CARRYON BAG AS WELL. Fucking batshit.

I liked the bridal shows I went to because it was free food/booze. No, I don’t care about your flower services or about a fucking escort card display, but I will take your free mini-cupcake, thank you!

I have to say, I’ve never quite understood the “giving each other gifts” portion of the wedding. Like...you’re having a wedding together and getting married and exchanging rings...isn’t that the gift?

It’s the obsession that people have with them and that ALL GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISMS ARE BAD without really knowing anything about them. I live in Southern California and people get reallllly passionate about the organic/glutenfree/gmo-ness of eeeeeverything without being particularly educated on any of it.

“GMO” is the one that really grinds my fiance’s gears.

You are doing the Lord’s work.

Yup, my fiance wears henleys and there is just something about them....rawr.

I am ugly crying at the office and I do not care who sees me. Amazing.

OMG I totally forgot about the premiere game! I played the shit out of that.

My mom was a brunette so I got Samantha because she looked like my mom. However, my mom didn’t have bangs and I cut off Samantha’s. This may have been a mistake in retrospect.

My mom was once at a work event where they shut down all of Disneyland except for the employees of this particular company, and a (very drunk) woman jumped out of the boat on Pirates of the Caribbean onto the part where it’s all of the treasure and the entire ride stopped, the lights went on, and a LOUD voice said…

He came into my office once and I had nothing intelligent to say for the rest of the day. He SMILED AT ME, rendering me completely useless.

Might just go with the latter half of that (as I seriously doubt she’ll ever notice whether or not they’re on my vanity), as that is brilliant and will make me feel like a good person, vs. an ungrateful future-daughter-in-law.

I had that with the L’Occitane Eau de Vanille. I wore it in high school and they stopped producing it. So sad. My boyfriend at the time immediately went on ebay and picked up like three bottles of it for me for an absurd amount of money to make sure that I didn’t run out. Wore it for another few years before I…

My boyfriend’s mother did that with Chanel No. 5 lotion that she loved (and then another perfume the following year for Christmas). They are all just unopened on my vanity. I didn’t like the smell of either of them but what am I going to do?

Nope, I read the book. That is indeed the character’s name. Kind of sets the tone for the quality of the rest of the book.

I have to watch it during my lunch hour at work because I cannot watch it once it gets dark outside. It’s terrifying but I kind of love it.

There was a japanese movie about this called “School Days With a Pig”. DO NOT WATCH IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO CRY A LOT. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_Da…