for a bachelorette party? not in the actual wedding? that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

I have genuinely been wanting to walk down the aisle (or back up afterwards) to the Jurassic Park theme at my wedding next year, but I think that with the new movie coming out I can’t quite pull it off as well...Gotta find some other epic soundtrack to find!

This movie comes out on July 10th in the US...

One of my favorite quotes of all time.

On a completely unrelated note, I REALLY WANT YOUR T-SHIRT.

This was actually a very pleasant shoulder stretch for my ridiculously tight shoulders. Only made it to my side, but enjoyed the stretch to there lol.

I have tried to set up one of my girlfriends with the exact same type of guy over and over solely because they would look pretty together. I feel guilty, but they’ve all looked SO good together, and the most recent one worked out, so alls well that ends well I suppose.

We were at a (VERY) Christian wedding and the groom’s cousin had the DJ play Hava Nagila. With the full chairs in the air and all. Luckily, the bride and groom thought it was hilarious, and it was pretty funny to watch all of the super uptight right-wing relatives get all scandalized.

I read this as “Mammogramed Thermos” and got very confused...

I can be Rasta Wildlife...

They keep leaving phone books on the steps to my building...they just sit there for like a week and then magically disappear. Do people bring them inside?

My mom 100% put on my prom dates’ boutonnieres (all three times I went, I NEVER figured it out)!

I liked Entourage because it allowed me to explain to people what I did for a living when I worked at a talent agency. “Do you watch Entourage? You know Lloyd? I’m Lloyd.” It was very helpful.

You are incorrect. There are VERY few situations that do not call for a loud ‘Circle of Life’ rendition. Driving to/from work, lunchtime, waking up in the morning (obviously), getting ready to go out...all fabulous.

A colleague of mine always says “Respectfully...” and then proceeds to say the least respectful thing imaginable about their opinion/statement.

I think we’re doing little cake to cut (which will be DELICIOUS because I majorly heart cake), but my fiance doesn’t even like cake so we’re going to do cupcakes or a dessert bar for everyone else.

I find spreadsheets soothing. They are my favorite part of wedding planning right now (we’re still at the verrrry beginning). Spreadsheets for potential guest lists, potential songs, venue tours, wedding planners...I like having information very simply displayed. I also do spreadsheets for all of my holiday shopping.…

This was definitely a headline that gave me a major doubletake for a few seconds. Then I said “awwww” and all was right with the world.

That’s how I reacted during the proposal. Just this strange hysterical laughter that I have never replicated, before or after. Didn’t actually say yes the first time he asked, don’t remember the actual proposal in the slightest. He asked again after about two minutes (after I was already wearing the ring) and then…

Oh, we agreed. It was less that the groom wouldn’t have been able to deal—it was more that all of the groomsmen and over half the guests were huge LSU fans and it would have just been an annoying thing to have to deal with.