My best friend had to deal with the LSU schedule while planning her wedding and things ended up being up in the air because of the Bowl schedule. It was terrifying, and we found ourselves praying non-stop through all of their games for very specific results so that they wouldn’t have their wedding during whatever Bowl…

My absolute FAVORITE part of working in a super dive-y bar instead of a restaurant was that the customer wasn’t always right. In fact, the customer was usually wrong and drunk and management was absolutely fine with us throwing them out if they acted like dicks.

This story makes me SO happy. I love the idea of traumatizing a dress store employee with my rebellion.

My mom traveled with my constantly as an infant/toddler and I was pretty much universally angelic, except once. I was around 18 months and the second we reached cruising altitude I started screaming my head off non-stop for the next three hours. Because my mom flew so much, she was in first class and everyone was…

For me, I’m anticipating that having a wedding planner is going to turn in me into MUCH LESS of a bridezilla. Between having an insanely time-consuming job and having never planned anything and already knowing the wedding is going to be big...I know that having someone put choices in front of me and guide me through…

I’ve read (far too many drafts of) the script. They don’t—it’s completely platonic.

As I only have a brother, I doubt it. UNLESS MY MOM HAS A SECOND FAMILY DUN DUN DUNNNN.

I do this dance in my office more than I should admit.

My mom used to jokingly sing that with the most horrifyingly cheesy smile to wake me up in the morning when I was being particularly grouchy. Oddly, didn’t help. Gets stuck in my head sometimes...like right now. Damn you.

We’re each doing 7 and I’m going to have two junior bridesmaids (my fiance’s teenage nieces). I wanted my bff’s, my family members, and his sister in my wedding party. If people think it’s too many, whatevs. These are the ladies I want with me.

I’m getting more and more sad that something about that website causes it to be blocked by my server at work.

I’m on brand BC and it’s totally free, mailed in 3-packs every few months. I’m on Minestra and am not sure if there is any equivalent generic...but yeah it wasn’t even something I had to deal with.

I am literally crying with laughter at my desk. My coworkers are concerned and I’m very worried my boss is about to hear me and realize that I am in no way doing work.

An acquaintance of mine was shooting a music video in his backyard at all hours of the night for a full week. The neighbors were understandably SUPER unhappy. As an apology, he left each of them a bottle of Charles Shaw on their front porches. He left them 2 buck chuck as an APOLOGY. I’m surprised he wasn’t murdered.

This is the most mean-spirited thing I have EVER seen on Jezebel. Amy made mistakes, and no one is arguing with that. She no longer is the head of Sony. I think she should be done being tortured. This is a totally unnecessary and sexist article that is simply cruel.

Mine would be happy that my boyfriend is 6’5”. Probably disappointed that I am not living in Paris.

I just IM’d my ENTIRE office asking if they knew this. Apparently it’s relatively common knowledge to people who paid attention to things in the 90’s.

Tim Daly was on Private Practice for number of seasons and is now on Madame Secretary on CBS. May or may not watch the show primarily for him

Febreeze will always remind me of the smell of kitty litter since it's what is sprayed in the bathroom to mask some of the scent. Even if it's not anywhere near kitty litter, when I smell Febreeze I always assume that I am also smelling litter.

I do this as well. Boyfriend never really complains, just makes the (very true) statement. It leads to impromptu Dashboard concerts from both of us.