Before Midnight is the best film in the series, but it's not my favorite. But can I tell you if Before Sunrise or Before Sunset is my favorite? Nope, cannot choose. Probably because I'm right between their ages in the two films and can't figure out which movie I identify with more.

I just snorted my diet coke through my nose. it hurts, but totally worth it to picture a manatee holding a camera and following the human around like “why are you screaming bae?”

Na Pali Coast hike back to the waterfall. Did that every summer as a kid. Fell almost every single time. The fact that I didn't ever break anything is nothing short of a miracle. Beautiful as hell though!

Wasn't this a plot line in Sabrina?

I have yet to actually do it because I never have mayo in the house, but you are clearly not the only person who feels this way: https://food52.com/blog/10792-gab…

I have known Miss Dries since infancy and she and her sister have ALWAYS DONE THIS. Also quesadillas. I don’t understand, but I will respect their choices.

My mother's wedding dress (which her mother had also worn) ripped along the sleeve as she reached up to kiss my dad. It had lace sleeves and the dress was already 35+ years old. It's one of the 3,000 things that went wrong on their wedding day, but they'll be married for 30 years this April so alls well that ends…

As someone with too many Weinstein stories to even get into, this image MADE MY DAY.

We dissected owl pellets numerous times in elementary school...which is gross regardless, but now I find out they're toxic too??? Thanks Obama.

Which is why I have ZERO problem eating foie gras. Geese are assholes, Canadian or otherwise.

"He was poisoned by eating a sandwich he found."

THIS. Totally agree. Though if I'm going to be wearing the thing for the rest of my life, I suppose I hope that I like the ring (or he could be smart and we could go pick it out together post-proposal so that I'm guaranteed to like it). I've never ever cared if a ring shows up with the proposal. Though I do want…

Some friends and I decided to get spectacularly high and go to OG (I had never been, somehow) and it was a delightful experience. Probably because we were stoned beyond belief and the waitress was just laughing at us for most of the evening. But perhaps it is one of those places where going while utterly off one's…

I actually did it about 3 years after I left therapy (I had my therapist during my senior year of college). I just wrote her a long email letting her know how I was doing and how some of the things we had discussed had played out/evolved over time. She sounded very happy to hear from me. I don't think it's weird at…

When I was the MOH at my BFF's wedding, I literally was shoving appetizers at her every 20 minutes prior to dinner, and then there's a great picture of her sitting behind the buffet being shielded by me while she chows down. We also had amazing breakfast burritos in the morning before downing a bunch of mimosas while…

I was on a bike ride yesterday and we were on a bike path (that is very clearly marked). Some dad ran across about 40 feet in front of my friend (who was going about 19mph) and then she realized that his 2-year-old son was toddling behind him. The dad had let go of his hand and run across the path without him! He…

I am giggling as silently as possible (still at the office pretending to work until my boss leaves) and it is extremely painful as I am giggling too hard. This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

I absent-mindedly tuck my hand into my bra and hold my boob when I'm relaxing at times. Can be REALLY EFFING WEIRD when someone sees it. Luckily, boyfriend likes, so I don't have to have this be a SSB. Unluckily, sometimes he thinks it's an invitation to get all frisky-like, and I have to shut that shit down because…

I did this once—I RSVP'd for myself and my boyfriend without even thinking (I had also thrown away the original envelope addressed only to me a week or so before I RSVP'd). When I was talking to someone about a month before that wedding they mentioned how frustrated they were by people who had done that at their…

My little brother could only be soothed by "Bohemian Rhapsody"—though actually, I think that makes my parents pretty cool. There are definitely videos of them singing "HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY!" really loudly and my infant brother giggling incessantly.