an entire fucking year? ridiculous. the guy hasn’t been convicted of this crime, and judging from what i’ve gathered (that he was in his condo for an hour before getting breathalyzed and then arrested) he has a triable case. taking away his livelihood for a year, without a conviction, blows my fucking mind. meanwhile,…

I work in banking where the DOJ has been handing out mega-fines for some time now. The execs never take the blame and each fine is followed by the inevitable “disappointing quarterly results so we have to lay off x-thousand people” statement which results in the regular-guy workers paying the price. I’m *all* in favor…

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

“To be honest, I don’t much care about which part of the British Isles rightly may claim John Lennon’s ancestry. He mostly was a self-promoting misogynist checkbook activist who imagined no possessions from one of the most exclusive addresses in the history of planet earth, so whichever country wants him can have him”

I don’t think you understand the definition of “anecdote.”

meotional distress

“I know what you mean, man. She can be a little tough to deal with politely.”

I thought I would be a nice guy...

I am not sure your comment makes sense.

Or, as long-suffering Warriors fans think of it...

Man, what a terrible sports site. Writing a quick story about a team making it to the championship round of the NBA. They should all be sacked for the audacity.

When the going gets tough, Dwight gets pouty. Not sure what happened to him, maybe it’s injuries, maybe he surrounded himself with the wrong people. Whatever the case there’s a reason he’s considered a laughingstock amongst fans and his fellow players alike.

I don’t watch a lot of basketball but over the last two games it seems like Dwight Howard has played like an epic bag of shit. I don’t know if there’s some context I’m missing (or maybe I don’t understand basketball) but he constantly seemed like the biggest dickhead on the floor.

I too am tired of this DC mayor supporting race-based gravestones.

Screw video! Seriously, put the camera down and back away slowly. Video is a terrible delivery medium. Don’t do it.

Yep, basically every flight I remember over the last couple years offers to check your bag for free around this time. They just want to get things moving.

To take this life hack one step further (and add an element of questionable ethics), wait until the final boarding call to get on the plane. Then you will have your pick of all the open seats left over (including, potentially first class). Sometimes they notice, sometimes they don’t. Just make sure you move if you’re…

I added links to the original tips for those that won’t/can’t watch video!

I love videos, but like it more when they have text too. I prefer to read when at the office ;)