You sound insufferable.

13 Terms. Jesus we need term limits in both the congress and the senate.

There used to be a long running series of articles called ‘500 Days of Kristin’ it was similar in that it recounted the inane doings of a dumb, self-absorbed blonde white-woman.

I want to love it but it’s just not the same.

Apparently they drained the swamp into the gas tank of a private jet.

This is good Kinja.

See, here’s where you fucked up: You’re trying to apply any kind of logic to the pro-lifers and their wildly inconsistent belief system.

I don’t know who that guy in the header is but I’m pretty sure I saw him trying to lure kids into a van to help him find his lost dog last week.

Is she ever not wearing those pearls? I just did a google search and I can’t find a single briefing where she isn’t.

The cynicism in this country has turned me into a shell of my former self.

They’re ‘dingleberries’ in the sense that they are the shit effluvium clinging to the rancid ass hairs of Trump’s tweets hoping it will bring them likes and followers. No matter which side they’re on it’s easy retweets if you get in fast.

This is good Kinja.

At this point, mustache twirling cartoon-villain Republicans are perfectly fine with murdering people (And I say this with no hyperbole, because if this bill passes people will die.) so long as they can undo the big nasty black man’s signature legislation and make libtards cry.

Holy shit... can’t unsee.

From today: 412 days until the 2018 midterms.

The answer is pretty easy on that one: The poor girl was stripped naked and handcuffed to a briefcase full of cash, thrown on a fur rug and flown on DJT’s jet back to Manhattan.

Unless C+ Santa Monica Fascist Stephen Miller wrote “Rocket Man Kim Jun Un” into the speech...

The ratio on that tweet is painful.

We are all General Kelly.