Seriously, the Watchmen score has been on in my office non-stop, and brilliant as though I understand it to be, the Social Network’s has never really tracked with me. I think honestly that this was just a need on the part of the writer to give themselves some edge.

I got mono from a beer bong.  Do you think he got mono from a beer bong?

Just to point out. Jon Lovett has a huge crush on him too. (He’s mentioned it several times on Lovett or Leave It)

Sorry if this hurts your feelings

I have, for no particular reason, the dolphin with rabies bookmarked. Thank you for giving me a reason to use it.

“Don Jr just doesn’t talk about “Sports” by Huey Lewis and the News while wearing a raincoat anymore... I’m really concerned that he’s not himself.”

Somewhere, Devin Nunes is furiously masturbating with a noose tied around his neck and a look of pure joy on his face.

Let me bring it back for you. When Obama was elected... this happened in Seattle. Just remember when things were good.

Story of my life...

Regarding Hope Hicks’ hacked emails. I just want to point something out:

No shit. Talk about sticking one to your most vocal base. The venn diagram of r/the_donald and r/KotakuInAction on Reddit is just a big blue circle.

That Alec Baldwin tweet throws me off a bit. I know the original that had “Dying” spelled as “Dieing” was deleted. I can only assume a staffer wrote the second by the copious use of commas.

Yes.

Actually yes... and I found this list on Twitter:

First- Curious. Is there anywhere that has posted a current list of turnover rates in the Trump Whitehouse compared to previous administrations? I’d actually like to see it.

She is the poster child for petulant, spoiled brats everywhere. She looked at the cast of HBO’s Girls and went “hold my ‘47 Cheval Blanc”.

Keep in mind a shooter at Ft. Hood killed 13 people. On a military base where presumably the number of “Good guys with guns” would be higher than average.

It’s literally his job to show up. Last night when everyone was saying how brave he was and “Thank you” for coming- he was doing the bare minimum that his job is supposed to require. Facing his constituents.

I’m not going to debate you on this but man (or woman) all I can say is I hope you feel better sometime.