Seriously, the Watchmen score has been on in my office non-stop, and brilliant as though I understand it to be, the Social Network’s has never really tracked with me. I think honestly that this was just a need on the part of the writer to give themselves some edge.

I got mono from a beer bong.  Do you think he got mono from a beer bong?

Just to point out. Jon Lovett has a huge crush on him too. (He’s mentioned it several times on Lovett or Leave It)

Sorry if this hurts your feelings

I have, for no particular reason, the dolphin with rabies bookmarked. Thank you for giving me a reason to use it.

“Don Jr just doesn’t talk about “Sports” by Huey Lewis and the News while wearing a raincoat anymore... I’m really concerned that he’s not himself.”

Somewhere, Devin Nunes is furiously masturbating with a noose tied around his neck and a look of pure joy on his face.

Let me bring it back for you. When Obama was elected... this happened in Seattle. Just remember when things were good.

Story of my life...

Regarding Hope Hicks’ hacked emails. I just want to point something out:

No shit. Talk about sticking one to your most vocal base. The venn diagram of r/the_donald and r/KotakuInAction on Reddit is just a big blue circle.

That Alec Baldwin tweet throws me off a bit. I know the original that had “Dying” spelled as “Dieing” was deleted. I can only assume a staffer wrote the second by the copious use of commas.

Shut it down. This comment section is done.

Yes.

McGuffins. They’ve become so overwhelmingly used as a plot device now that I really get sucked out of a movie whenever an obvious one appears. (Dark Knight Rises is when I really started to get tired of this).

Actually yes... and I found this list on Twitter:

First- Curious. Is there anywhere that has posted a current list of turnover rates in the Trump Whitehouse compared to previous administrations? I’d actually like to see it.

She is the poster child for petulant, spoiled brats everywhere. She looked at the cast of HBO’s Girls and went “hold my ‘47 Cheval Blanc”.