Yikes! Sorry, man.

Hey that’s how my brother got Mono! 

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

Where is the other side of the calendar? Show me dem birds!

If you finance a phone ... you are an idiot.

Phone financing through my carrier is same-as-cash (no interest). I bought my house outright, but I finance my iPhones, because I have a really hard time saying no to free money.

Here in Europe we have two ways to pay for our mobiles: or a contract with invoices on our credit card, or the “rechargeable” sims, that you load by buying quotes at the drugstores (tobacconists). Personally, I have always had a contract with invoices on my Visa, because I believe that rechargeable sims are for the…

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Lol he has? I listen to the show and must’ve missed that. Too funny. This past episode was a good one.

Don’t Delete Facebook

Every little data fuckup Facebook

Jesus, man.
It’s a perfectly reasonable response to a company that has helped relentlessly drive the division in this country and couldn’t GAF about it.
It’s not a mob response; it’s perfectly reasonable.
Good for you getting the corporate entity’s back though with page after page of tweaks and deliberately elaborate…

“Sidney Applebaum, The Jewish Dracula” is still the funniest thing I think I’ve ever heard on TV.

This makes me recall the story Tina Fey told about being in the writer’s room for SNL. Amy Poehler apparently had an idea for a sketch, and Fallon said something like, ‘EEWW, that’s gross’. Amy looked at him and said, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think.’ 

Good for you ! Besides, Puff Love’s 5 greatest accomplishments are...  

I actually just watched those movies for the first time recently. I didn’t mind him as much in the first movie where he’s supposed to be a douchey 20-something, but my patience for him waned with each subsequent film. By the time I got to Before Sunriseset 3: Twilight New Moon, I was totally out on his character.

this.

There was a table six inches from them! He was ONLY trying to be an asshole.

I am curious. Are you against films that examine the reality of our lives or do you crave false narratives that celebrate woke men who do not actually exist in society. I think sometimes a good film shows you the hard truth. It is not required to offer the politically correct fantasy we expect of men, but will never…

no nut is worth staining a $5000 couch.