I once got an offer for $1000 + $3500 worth of guns.

He’s a Scientist! (like Sebastian Gorka DrG. is a doctor!) 

Dude. What did those glasses ever do to you?

Trump Communications Directors never apologize. The closest you will ever get is “It’s boys lockeroom talk so sit down, cross your legs and get over it.”.

Clairefontaine notebook in an artisanal leather cover

I’m sure the 10+ Million people just over the border in Seoul feel much better now. Thank you.

Don’t.

Russia situation looking worse every day? TIME FOR A CULTURE WAR BOYS!

Alaska Air stranded me in HNL for about 11 hours. It was without a doubt the worst god damn airport. They keep the terminal sub zero and the courtyard pictured, in the middle is humid an hot beyond belief leading to a constant skulking back and forth.

Oh shit, Jeff Sessions is going to go rampage mode on Booker. If he can’t stock lobbyist jails with fresh blood from nonviolent offenders how will he make those sweet covert stacks of sweaty cash?

You seem to be the only one who didn’t get it. Maybe the problem isn’t with my communications skills?

Yeah because that’s totally what I said.

Very likely true but Franken and Harris are from pretty reliably blue states where the Senate is concerned. And who knows what the makeup will be in 2020.

Honestly, I think they have no interest. They never have. This was all a *Fuck Obama* hissy fit carried over for 7 years until their histrionics forced them to do something that they had no idea how to do.

Though I love Michelle- I’m pulling for Kamala Harris (P) with Al Franken (VP) right now. Of the Dems out there feel like the two of them would tear the competition up so thoroughly that it wouldn’t even be fair. I want Michelle to enjoy her time off from the insanity of her last 8 years. (I’m assuming you’re…

Driving the god damn wedge is what got us, as a nation, into this mess in the first place. Where I disagree with you is the theory that wanting to work with the Republicans somehow absolves them of being shitty. It doesn’t and we will remember. In the meantime, shit needs to get done and continued polarization…

Thank you. The “Democrat Purity Test” is doing literally nothing to help our current situation and will only hurt us in 2018.

Y’Know, If you want to believe the mother (and that is your call), then I applaud her for not pushing her son and allowing him to develop his own heroes and likes (Much as I think I’d go crazy with a nine year old Trump supporter running around).

I’m glad you’re writing the third one. SwampFuckers 2: Revenge of the MotherCuckers was a real step down from the first.

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?