Ew. Did Hume really go with the “You’d be so pretty if you smiled more!” Line? Fuck.

CSPAN plus the #DemsInPhilly hashtag on Twitter is really the best way to do it. CSPAN for the serious and Twitter for the snark/hot takes.

Exactly. You just said it far better than my dank meme ever could!

Every time I think about Kelly Ripa being mean now:

What’s the difference?

I know it probably doesn’t help, but those that made those comments to you previously were wrong. Offensively wrong. They are a minority of people who for whatever reason have something missing in their lives and need a crusade to prop themselves up. Cherish your child and pity their sadness.

It may not be to YOU. It sure as shit is for the majority.

You realize that we are celebrating the fact that it is a Presidential Election AND a woman that has finally accomplished something that a lot of people have been waiting a lifetime to see, right? It’s not one or the other.

As an Oregonian I have to say ‘keep your damn hands off our Merkley’.

How in the fuck did this make it into the black?

I’m all for the sale of fetal tissue. I’m a type 1 diabetic and the best possible hope I have for a cure right now appears to be fetal stem cell research.

Right. And I’m a former Hillary staffer that knows she cheated.

against the will of the voters.

I *DO* understand the Electoral College. And despite the way that it works- If enough wankers say “I’m staying home” or “I’m voting for Johnson/Stein” as I’ve heard them say- not even the electoral college will matter.

I’ve heard enough idiots spout this that it legitimately scares me at this point. If you vote for anyone besides Hillary at this point, you’re voting for Trump. That’s your right- your choice. But make no mistake, that’s what you’re doing.

You sure have a fucking aversion to facts.

Reading the article is fundamental:

That was the head of Bikers for Trump. And seriously, what grounds do any of these idiots think they need?

I don’t know who to be more frustrated with in this story. I supported Bernie until his tantrum near the end of his run. He joined the Democrats, the rules were there. This strikes me as more petulant behavior. That said- DWS getting in bed with the Payday Loan industry is disgusting on every level and I do tend to…

Tangentially, I’ve never actually heard an adult man refer to his penis as a “Peter”.