What a pretty box! I got that same nail polish in my box this month. Glad you got a fabulous box this month. The U.S. one was amazing this month, too!

Attention all news outlets:

But the driver gave me a Vegemite sandwich!

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

They only brought Jesus to dinner with them so they could get free wine.

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I remember someone posted on another article, they passed out and woke up to find a prayer circle around them. No one thought to call 911 or get a doctor. The poster was okay but what if the hadn’t been?

I actually would have agreed with you until last month. I got a fabulous Manna Kadar mascara primer in my Glossybox (review here: http://millihelen.jezebel.com/what-came-in-o…). It has given me even more definition, length, and volume. I can’t live without it now!

Kara didn’t say anything on her post about Yeti feet being in season for the Fall!

No that is the look of a dog who is over your gross nail polish and nail polish remover smell. “Oh, you have that stinky goo all over your fingers, you’re not going to rub my tummy, I know what this is! You won’t pet me at all!” My dog gives me that look every time. It’s like, “come find me when you can scratch my…

But when the dog walks in at 7:54 then walks immediately back out again. I die. Maybe he was upset she wasn’t wearing any pants?

It’s a matter of time before she gets own “Celebrity Divorce Lawyer” tv show.

On the plus side, if you recently found out your spouse had a AM account you can rest assured they never had sex with another woman and are probably too stupid to ever do so.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Of course you’re right, but it also reminded me of The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

I’m always excited to see a new makeover get posted - it’s one of my favorite features - but I’m also always a little sad. I submitted one in March that was never run and, given that it was a big deal for me to try a makeover and subject myself to public feedback, it always feels a little like a new rejection when I…

Off-topic: That dog is a beauty, and looks really happy, too!

HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME! Aaaaaa thanks, i09!