Or we could start moving away from the idea that cheating is the worst thing that can happen to a marriage ever and is the only thing that matters when measuring relationships. Personally I’d be more interested to see a study that measures the happiness/contentment of a marriage with an income disparity.

Your friendly neighborhood pedant here! Are millennials really a “growing” population? If we are 15-years-old at minimum, then no other millennials are being born; the club is closed. Really, we’re a shrinking population because people die all the time.

There still exist same-sex colleges in the western world?

It’s a cool 60 degrees in New York City...

Tara Jacoby, ladies and gentlemen.

Another home run from the art dept.

Ok!

Anybody contouring their labia yet? Like, why not at this point.

Truth. And women don't seem to get offended if you say "can't hang out. Got to take care of some things."

Also...ugh...gross.

It's not worth it. For years I only bought from women because I was sick of male dealers creeping on me. Buying weed is a business transaction. I give you money. You give me weed. I'm not your buddy. I'm your customer, and if you want me to remain your customer, you'll stop insinuating that I can get a really good…

A gf of mine in college had an insufferable crush on one of our artsy clique, a guy from England, with the accent to match, who was also a popular local DJ. He successfully avoided her for a while, but one day she finally cornered him and asked him if he'd like to go out for a coffee. His excuse to get out of it -

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

The cynic in me says this is product placement for Belvedere Vodka. And it worked because that brand got mentioned on Jez and is all over instagram,

And then he goes and kills your cousin. Moral of the story is don't get too attached to your cousins, I guess. No way he could have foreseen something bad coming out of that.