I want a float from the restaurant. The draft root beer just hits different.

The worst thing is to have the gaskets around the bolts holding the tank to the seat dissolve and start flooding your floors.

That sounds like something that a person made out of chemicals would say.

You really put the “b” in “Subtle”.

He has peperoni nipples and a bald spot. 

Specifically watched this movie because I heard how crazy that scene was from a coworker. It indeed was memorable.

that’s my whole brand!

Can I just throw the whole egg in?  Because that’s what I’m going to do.

I love and appreciate how your food porn is obtainable food porn.

another topic also mentioned in the article which I have to assume you haven’t read

TreasuryDirect.

lemme add another category:

Same for the California Raisins!

Yep, the downsides FAR outweigh the perceived benefits.

Having home and flood insurance is a no-brainer and having enough money set aside for small repairs (HVAC, plumbing, etc). You ALSO need enough to cover your insurance deductibles on top of those self-covered repairs. $10k is a good start but if you have a major event, you will need more than that. Our home flooded in…

Insurance might pay, but as a survivor of a once in a life time event in the past decade, it’s still going to take at least a few weeks, if not a few months for the structural payments (Insurance Adjuster, then estimates to get repairs, then actually get repairs, provide receipts, then get full payment). On top of the…

The example given in the article is not needing a new water heater or AC system, it’s renovating an entire flood damaged house.  You’re the one talking about something different.

Ever since I was a kid, and I watched Charlie Tuna begging to get yanked out of the water by a hook in his jaw so he could be filleted, canned, and eaten, I’ve always been a little weirded out by ads that want me to murder/eat cute, sentient, anthropomorphized food.

An emergency fund shouldn’t be so big that it would cover a once-in-a-lifetime event like a natural disaster; that’s just leaving money on the table that could be making more money somewhere else.

I feel like there should be a few basic skills of which you must prove mastery in order to graduate elementary school. Under science, being able to accurately paraphrase and explain “correlation is not the same as causation” would be one of them