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Oh don’t be such a limp wet blanket

Add to this list notes on when you installed under the sink/whole house water filters, and when they need to be replaced.

Very true about the lack of “limits” from the EPA.

From my experience the mold inspector will take air samples both inside the home as well as immediately outside of the house, that way they have data to make a relative comparison (e.g. spore counts inside are X.X% higher or lower than outside).

The inspector also does

From above, emphasis added:

That’s the Kentuckysaurus Prick.

It’ll be safer for the riders, but what about pedestrians.

Sorry to hear about WayDaughter. I hope she makes a full recovery and isn’t saddled with any road anxiety as a result.

There’s only one way to know for sure.

A better metric would be to report on the median house price, not average.

I see red with yellow roll bars, too.

Since when did the Right care about the environment?

Who Grant?

An important one worth mentioning here is Uninsured (or Underinsured) Motorist coverage, known as UM/UIM, or sometimes referred to as UBMI. It is an optional coverage that protects you if you are in an accident with a motorist that is, as the name implies, uninsured or underinsured. Also covers hit-and-run incidents.

I’m a big fan of Crazy Water, available in north Texas and the Austin area: https://drinkcrazywater.com/

Just a bit south and east of Austin, Texas is the Berdoll Pecan Candy & Gift Co. Have no fear, in case you miss them during regular business hours, you can pull up and order a whole pecan pie from their 24/7 vending machine.

Fast & Meticulous

Yes and hopefully you could also play Snake on it.

First photo in the slideshow makes me wish that Nokia made a keychain-sized phone that connects to your smartphone by Bluetooth and makes/receives calls, texts.

As Jilkon said, just bring them to a game store and offer to sell or give them away. Some young enthusiasts are really going to enjoy inheriting those from you.

I approve of this joke. Take your star!