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Unfortunately, you say a lot of crass, politically incorrect things while you’re in the military and I still hadn’t grown out of that at the time

the struggle is real for sure.

Is the DeathStar not being counted?

We love Old Bay but much prefer the Low Sodium version. I want flavoring spices, not necessarily more salt - which I can add myself. Not sure about using it for desserts. Hmmm.

Tell me about it. Used to be I could drink a 64oz soda and then go for hours before I had to pee. Now, a drop of water touches my tongue and it’s bathroom time!

The answer to most of the issues in this article is: tool belt. Also no mention of knowing the ladder weight rating, or checking the feet and locks for proper operation or damage.

This guy’s a multi-billionaire. He could probably  just pay for an entire 100 acre woods to be planted to soak up his CO2 emissions. 

literally had clicked that link right before clicking in to this article

See, you could spell and pronounce them. Or Chert.  Chert’s a good name.

Interesting list, but most of this will not save much. How many coffee grounds or peanut-butter jars might one really need?

I feel like he should’ve been fully clothed letting a dominatrix spank him while he gave a political speech. That would at least be a funny “campaign ad”. Though based on this guy’s platform he sucks so eff him. Why do guys always talk about getting out of child support instead of having more options on their end for

The Volt really did deserve better. I’d argue it still makes sense in today’s market. It got people to dip their toes into the electric life. For that, it deserves our praise.

Ugh. You want unique but easy for people to hear and spell? Go for a mineral name like Jasper, Jade, Flint or Opal.  Plant names are good too.

My browser must be broken, this came across as a normal article and not some infernal slideshow.

Yeah, if you have to spell a name weirdly to make it “different” - it isn’t different! Just give them a different name. My granddaughter’s name is Pebble. It’s a family name with a very interesting history. It’s a little odd, but easy to spell and unique enough so that she won’t have anyone else in her class with the

I can’t believe I’m actually typing this, but I wish this slideshow was a lot longer. Maybe because this topic is actually interesting, but only eight?

My boss has not learned to share a google doc in 1 1/2 years and all other kinds of stuff they cannot do. Everything is always someone else’s fault. 

Most people are capable of making such choices and changing their behavior - including you. It is a matter of making one’s mind up, deleting the app, deleting the account, and returning to socializing with real people and living in the natural world.