Polish the inside of the lid to a mirror shine. Emergency signal mirror. More handy than you would think.

Jagoff...

Also fuck people who suck at geography.

i dont give a good god damn if it was another student complaining to a teacher that their shirt is ugly, if a complaint is made about my child in any capacity in a school setting, i damn well want to know.  i dont care if you figured it out internally. a formal complaint was made about my child, i have a fucking…

They haven’t had an incentive to legislate in, what, decades? Show us a single piece of legislation that they’ve crafted that was actually designed to help the average American and not rich people and corporations, and I’ll show you a unicorn. The only thing they’ve had for years is sticking it to the Democrats and…

The new graphics version of Zuck still looks like shit.

Could be a problem with the source material though.

Can we abolish sports in public schools? Leave it to private clubs to organize and fight over. How in the hell does a parent have ANY right to access the private records of another child?!

Even better, Yertle is basically admitting that, without gerrymandering, the GOP is toast. When they can’t choose their voters, they struggle mightily.

This is absolutely vile.

Is Google even a thing?

It’s a new day, my friend! Bento boxes are more eco-friendly, cheaper in the long-run, and also act as trays. I do believe they are mandatory at most larger businesses, as they generally require clear bags / containers for everything for security purposes. Pretty easy to smuggle a weapon past security in a brown paper…

He was a loan shark, who figured out how to game to system to make his sharking legal, and led to his empire of money stolen through deceptive means that destroyed families and lives.

“Donald Foss, the billionaire founder of the subprime auto lender Credit Acceptance, died Sunday AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL, according to Crain’s Detroit Business.”

Person who wants to get famous for being legitimately famous person’s granddaughter says something to try and get their entire 15 minutes of fame.  

the eyes sink deep into that makeup

Just looking a the technical side, what at the odds that this app both:

And now I can’t get the thought of Trump Taint out of my mind...[retching noises]

*gag
trump taint

All you rich conservative men come hit me up @TheWhiteStuff/LetTheWhiteOneIn/WhiteOrWrong!

Spoil me on my Amazon wishlist (full of stuff a guy would like, for when I finally let you come over, so you have something to do while I cook for you)! (not a catfish. serious. maybe.)

The reason they started this company is because none of the idiots from Trump administration can find jobs. No reputable company wants the taint of the Trump administration near them.