These republifucks sure are sounding more and more like the “liberals” they supposedly despise. 

I was thinking a little fancier.

When my grandparents took me and my sister on road trips they’d bring a cooler full of cheese sandwiches and deviled ham sandwiches, each with an unhealthy dollop of “sandwich spread” which was Miracle Whip premixed with relish. I loved all of it, usually eaten at rest areas along the freeway.

This is brilliant.  It also makes it easier to stuff each one with a little cube of provolone.

Unfortunately this appeals to me.

When I first saw your first line, I thought “Is he wanting a way to get rid of his toddler? No! No way! He wouldn’t do that. Would he?”

Foam earplugs make everything sound muffled and unnatural, earplugs like those made by “Eargasm” simply lower the volume and leave the frequency balance entirely intact. I am a music professional and hearing things with the correct frequency balance is extremely important but so is saving my hearing. I carry two pair w…

This is the worst advice I’ve ever heard. People who order drinks in bars regularly aren’t generally specifying the type of glass or talking about ABV, and if I ever hear anyone order their margarita “topless” I will be both amused and revolted.

UGHHH, I bought some of these a while back with super high hopes..... pineapple AND strawberry! sign me up..... IMO they tasted like strawberry light.... no strong flavor of either pineapple or strawberry, basically they all tasted like “reduced sugar” strawberries...

Agree, it also sounds like he never wanted the dog to begin with.

The disparity exists because vaginal sex just won’t work unless the male consents, unlike a girl who can be forced.

> The disparity exists because vaginal sex just won’t work unless the male consents

This the stupidest comment I have ever read. You are absolutely disgusting.

“Neither man claimed to be angry or upset about what was done to them.”

But did they claim that because our society expects men to just “get over it” and not whine about things like that?

I wear them at the movies these days. Theaters tend to crank the volume to ear-splitting levels anymore (seemingly to drown out the crackles and hiss of blown speakers), and it’s obnoxious. A pair of foam earplugs softens it just enough, and you can still feel the bass rumble of explosions and whatnot. [/oldman]

We had a guy who did competitive BBQ, cheese making, and wine making and brought samples to work all the time.

I legitimately LOL’d at this. If only because...

On of the best things that has happened in my work life was having a co-worker who was a competitive baker. New recipes came to the break room for opinions. Not quite perfect looking products were always welcomed. I thought things couldn’t get any better until another co-workers spouse got into competitive BBQ.