I want the hybrid but AWD. Ford seems to be making several mistakes here and the car’s not even out yet.

That’s why I chose a gravity charcoal smoker/grill over the pellet smoker/grill. The only moving part is the fan and charcoal is cheaper than pellets. You can get 4 big bags(80lbs) of Kingsford for the same price of a 40lb bag of pellets. Some pellets become off tasting if they’re too dry and can get moldy if too wet.…

You left out one of the biggest potential downfalls, which is the mechanical parts that move the auger and the fan. To me, potential maintenance of these bits is one of the biggest drawbacks. Imagine if your over was introduced to grease, ash, and weather. Are they expensive to replace? Will a normal appliance…

I will say, trying to bathe a child in a bathtub that has doors is a pain in the butt. So keep that in mind if it might be pertinent to you.

I know you stopped reading, but can you comprehend this sentence?

I think they know their kid better than you do. You just come across as an asshole here. 

Having a trailer also means needing a place to store it. It’s common for HOAs to not allow storing a trailer. From this perspective, trucks are “easier” to deal with.

Obligatory. (you MUST see ALL the Boss coffee commercials with Tommy Lee Jones on YouTubes!)

I’d like the editor to raise the visibility of this comment somehow.  Magic should be shared!

So your friend is paying his employees a true living wage, and yet is still clearing six figures himself?

Taake was caught on camera “using what appears to be a metal whip

Yet another reason not to answer my phone.  I got drunk a decade ago at an Applebee's and jokingly filled out an application.  

I love how quickly they decided the bed needed a threesome test as well.

Yo tengo sed.

I thought an original full tube of Pringles WAS a single serving...

“Trust me here: skip the sliced bread”

You can get the pods super cheap at Marshall’s / Home something or other. I forget the sister store name.

I learned about a subspecies of vending machine coffee native to Japan while there on a business trip a few years ago: vending machine canned coffee.

You forgot one...hospital coffee. I wasn’t a coffee drinker until the night of December 13th, 2004. I dabbled in the occasional coffee featured beverage or would substitute a cappuccino for coffee with lots of cream and sugar.

If this goddamn pandemic ends I will come to your hospital and cook for you guys anytime. (You’ve got to pay for airfare and lodging, though, because I make a writer’s salary)