There’s a man going round taking names....

$150,000/month?

RAGE IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE

I can literally read that with the voice clip playing in my head. Played this game so much back in the day.

Olaf is dominating the race!

“Doesn't it have a litter box? I'm not a dog person."

Hill Country resident here. 25 years of greed-based Republican governance finally came to a head. Welcome to the Failed State of Texas.

“Owning the libs” is all that matters to these people.

Came to say this! Especially the part about getting a vasectomy. I have tried many different forms of birth control and they have all done a number on me. My husband acted like a big baby about using condoms when we had a newborn, and even the mini pill shot my BP up high. Before having children we agreed on one, done,…

Amen. The driving tests around here are are basically:

If wishes were fishes...

One of the most supportive things you can do in regards to your partner’s birth control is to not make them do it alone. Like, yes, there are reason why people don’t wear condoms all the time especially when their partner is on the pill or has an IUD, but that should never be entirely off the table. And if they are…

I do not have an air fryer, but my favorite thing to do with frozen corn is put it in a dry skillet and toast it/char it on the stove, esquites style. Trick is to just let it burn a little. From there you can just lightly season it, or add butter and cotija, or whatever floats your boat.

I love the little finger-flicking she does first, like a warning shot. Don’t fuck with me today old man; I’m not in the mood.

Dad the whole purpose of the trip was to get away from you. 

Our almost 12 year old is probably one of only a handful of kids in her class who doesn’t yet have a phone. She has an ipad which she uses at home to do basically everything she could on an iphone without being able to put it in her pocket. I’ve offered to buy her some cargo shorts to enable that but she’s so far…

I didnt even finish the thought but I made my point. Whatever. Fuck you, Cruz. 

Trump spoke so disrespectfully about your wife that he should have been chin checked, political correctness be damned. You did the opposite and cowered in fear like a true coward, only to resurface as one of Trump’s many ass pimples for the entirety of his reign.

Sorry, but I can’t get past the fact that there’s a Facebook Camry Owners group. Do they argue over what hue of beige is the best?

When you’re getting your kid a phone, I would also factor in theft. Don’t get them something flashy or expensive as their first phone. That would paint a target on their back for thieves, especially if they are still in their early teens.