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I’m so grateful we’re living in a time when it’s perfectly safe and acceptable for the Press Secretary to be open.

You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas with my chili that has beans in it.

Try putting in the freezer for an hour first...oh wait.

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Great Scott!

Is the photo in the article a before or after?

Extremely specific, and random lol.

I’ll add one, always keep a comfortable pair of shoes you can walk in in the trunk of your car. That way, in case you break down in the middle of nowhere, you aren’t stuck in flip-flops or heels for a long walk to get help.

Like a bridge over troubled watercraft,
I will eat your boat

Just be warned if they offer ten cent beer night at Cleveland again.

Signed - a Texas Rangers fan

Found the banana! 200pts

Oh yeah, I’ve made a few pots of French onion in my time. Just wondering if the roasting before ‘souping’ adds to the flavor.

Mmmhhh I see this photo of a muffin tin of roasted onions and want to see how they would do in a French onion soup.

This is how I feel about grilling on the beach. Way more hassle and effort than it is worth. Sand in everything. Wind blowing everything, everywhere. Seagulls...

If we spot more than two jacked up trucks in a row, someone in our car inevitably remarks “the small penis convention must be in town again.”

A troubled bridge over waters.

Allergens don’t stop at city limits, so probably better off reporting such a list on counties, regions, or metropolitan statistical areas.

I’d add to your list: local public library. Ours offers access to Hoopla and Kanopy to library patrons, which are services that stream movies, TV shows, documentaries, etc.

Watch out for them lot lizards.

Something else that changes without a lot of people noticing, the size of consumer goods. Mouse Print does a pretty good job of chronicling the differences: https://www.mouseprint.org/

Come on, get a grip!