The truth is out there.
Welcome to the club. Cheapest drinks in town, ‘cause they come from your own fridge.
Don’t like much company at the bar? Well that’s fine, just don’t invite anyone over.
It’s grand!
When you have a ton of people to feed.
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That’s what the local landscaper in our community wants to know...
On my commute to work a few years ago, saw an older gentleman going to town with two Shake Weights (one in each hand) as he power walked on the sidewalk.
OK you had me until garden tools, and that elicited a “WTF” in my head.
Been boycotting my Russian step-mom for a while now, and it still feels pretty good. Especially good now.
Sounds like a stressful time for the dog. Will he be able to get his own emotional support animal?
The Texans that took this survey may have voted Lone Star as their top pick, but in reality they drink more Bud Light or Miller Lite.
In Russia, insurance claims you!
That and a little sunblock if you are outdoors for any good amount of time during the day.
I drove a ‘96 Bravada that looked exactly like the one on BAT, down to the paint color, etc. It was pretty darn reliable, and I don’t recall experiencing any major issues with it, other than it didn’t exactly score cool points with my buddies in college.
Oh, well I live somewhere that it is warm AND humid. If I did not leave the HVAC running then everything would get musty/moldy in our house.
I live somewhere that gets warm, and have not had this problem. We keep the butter bell indoors in the air conditioned kitchen.
Fast food truck, even.
Sick burn, man!
Ah yes, they keep those in storage in Fort Blocks