Approved!

Ugh sorry for the Kinja photo repeat glitch...

Food truck might be another option. This guy has the right idea.

Absolutely the correct protocol in hotel stays. Even if it’s just me and my wife, I head to the lobby for a number two.

I had a friend tell her kids that a saltine cracker is called a “cookie.” So, anytime she was around a relative that offered her a cookie, she politely declined.

Dusty old bones, full of green dust!

Honestly, that’s the only correct answer!

If you’re worried about whether/not to watch Netflix on a company computer, may as well print a few extra copies of your resume off on the company printer.

You’re gonna need ‘em.

Tips on reheating a meal containing shrimp?

During the Valentine’s Day freeze, the refrigerator was the warmest place in my neighbor’s house.

I like Apple’s privacy policies, and would consider switching if their stuff wasn’t so locked down.

Came here hoping to see Titus, starring Anthony Hopkins. Left disappointed it did not make your list.

Adding a little pin to my Google Map as a reminder, should I ever find myself driving through this state, to completely bypass this town.

Really ought to make one big enough to place on top of a 4 bed/2 bath cabin then they could call it the Lodge Cast Iron Lodge.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she was experiencing symptoms of shock.

You’re right. Correlation ≠ Causality

Hope he’s got what’s left of that oil filter hanging on the wall in his garage. It’s a trophy now.

That’s how I feel about the Tom Hanks movie, Cast Away.