Any white person offended by the words cracker or honky are losers who lament that they don’t get to use the N word anymore.  

Red Sox manager Alex Cora called the decision to wave Devers around “a great send” by third base coach Carlos Febles, and whether you agree or not, surely we can all agree that it was gutsy as shit and it led to a badass ending to a baseball game.

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

Geaux Fuck Yourself

“I was told that was what Joe West wanted...”

which show Dickens asking for an explanation as to why the payments were late.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

How paternalistic of you. Here I thought (hoped) chivalrously guarding the frail women folk from the world of men was dead.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

I truly hope that the Royals can now break through the unofficially acknowledged barrier to advancement that has been limiting them with their old owner. Hopefully some old columnist will come up with a term to describe it.

69th Arrow Hits Bullseye

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

these narcissistic twats who think its funny to ruin/waste the time of thousands of other people.

I don’t need to open the door to know that guy’s light is not on.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

That’s some JV shit right there.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action