It’s a bummer. I’ve enjoyed this World Series for so long, and it’s sad to think it’s likely to end really soon.

As an anxious romantic, I’m down for weddings with a unique dress code. But you gotta say what you mean! You want island themed? Okay, then say:

no city throws a parade for an MVP winner

Of course Nick Foles is 100%. With him, at least one ball is over the goal line from the shotgun.

Skins at Dolphins: Miami could win this game! Then we’d have ourselves a NEW king of the shitheap. And it would be the Skins! FUCKING SWEET!

I know I’m buried in the grays, but I just went to New Orleans for my sixth and last time because I’m moving there next month. I’m taking the plunge for all the reasons you mentioned (and more). I don’t know what it’s like to live there yet, but I can tell you for sure that you need to visit it again.

This passage definitely caught my attention too, but I assumed it was meant sarcastically.

Matt Nagy is already training his new kicker this move.

Jesus, he literally threw it an entire football field perfectly on target.

“It’s almost enough to make you long for Roberto Aguayo.”

1. References hockey pool from 30 years ago

Actually, that’s Matt Nagy’s next strategy.

Burneko, I love your work. And I don’t disagree with you on pretty much anything you said here (or in general!).

Ahhhh, thanks for calling me out. It wasn’t the math, but a reading issue. I read it as “the one million girls make up 0.2% of the participants,” which in retrospect was pretty nonsensical.

“A little over one million high school students played 11-man football in the 2018-2019 level, so girls only made up 0.2% of participants. Girls played at 1,918 different schools, which means that they also usually played as the only girl on the field.”

Brazil really *is* on fire right now!

“One guy hustled and one guy didn’t.”

As a Dolphins fan/hater, I greatly appreciate you subtly mocking both of the coaches I’ve sat through for the past six years.

I got here within three minutes and you still somehow beat me to this.

This should be called The Hunger Games Gambit.