That line is fucking ominous.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Because of the headline and the scooter in the header image, I was expecting something much different. I feel lied to.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

I wouldn’t put it past Belichick to actually be using ghosts.

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Why do “Recent Videos from Deadspin” auto-play, with sound?  It’s making me hate whomever appears in the videos. 

How are you going to post this without including what your kid actually said? 

I have an 11 year-old, nicest kid in the world. We hear often about how polite and helpful he is. Last year at a sporting event he said something ridiculously antagonizing to a fan of the other team and I had to jump in and 1. ask him where he picked up the specific trash talk (youtube), and 2. calm the other guy down…

Let’s get him and Stephen Jackson a podcast. 

Eh. I’m with you that the Yankees are muy malo, but consider how many of their fly balls died at the track in games 2-4. The de-juicing giveth, and the de-juicing taketh away.

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

The new and improved tomahawk chop...

“Rickey Henderson would say Rickey Henderson, but Rickey Henderson is Rickey Henderson’s favorite team.”

This “Take on Me” director’s cut is bananas.

Orioles fan here.  Can we get a rooting guide for fools?

He continued “My new racist tweets are much better. #MAGA”