I’m impressed. Usually it takes Dolphins’ coaches a full season to start alienating talented players.

I cannot understand the love for him. Trying to make “throw it down, big man!” is disqualifying in and of itself.

As a long-time fan, this is the first time a Dolphins player made me legitimately happy since the fake spike.

It was just something he picked up from his former OL coach.

I nominate Raysism.

And yet we only get four seasons of The Good Place.

He added, “Playing with Tom Brady inspired me. I was there when he sold his soul, so I can go dickless for a few years.”

“We’re lucky the Panthers play the AFC East this year. After seeing that footage, we’re not sure how we’d contain Norman.”

So, football?

“...a strange commitment to conservatism.”

“A self-aggrandizing rumor monger to that of an online-brained cheesebutt superstar who defends himself via phony social media profiles.”

To be fair, as of the 2007 draft, they’ve both been cheesebutts.

“Players from third-tier Argentine soccer club San Jorge de Tucumán decided to protest.”

I have a way to fix this.

This shit was inevitable. Since the ‘02 All-Star Game, athletes have been playing for the tie.

Roger Goodell responded by banning him.

“Let’s remember his years of experience in that regard and how much difficulty most people have not cursing even once over the course of three hours of speech.”

Obviously, no person deserves sexual harassment, including women who work at Fox News. But I can’t imagine the mental gymnastics they must go through to help re-elect and continually support a president and party who systematically take away all protections for women who experience this.

Though it’s not possible to see, the announcer said he “blew through a stop sign,” indicating that the third base coach did explicitly signal not to try to score.

I know this feels like a hot taek, but I think no one here is to blame.

We get it, Yard Goats. No need to bleat it to death.