Hill was pulled from the Mounds to the Snickers of the opposing team, and he took a Big Hunk out of the bucket, causing a loud Crunch and Krackel. He realized he wouldn’t make his big Pay Day in the playoffs, only about 100 Grand, missing out on his opportunity to make it to 5th Avenue.

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

His teammates legs are blocking my view. I can’t even see the banana peel.

I’ll do the honors.

This explanation makes some sense...

Did they at least HOP over the line to avoid bad mojo?

This reply has more errors than DiDi’s first season. I got as headache trying to parse it. I agree with the sentiment, though, Yankees fans are the worst.

The Red Sox play tomorrow. 

Sir, this is an Arby's drive through.

If Le’Veon Bell returned to the Steelers, played on the franchise tag, and broke his leg, the team would be okay with letting him walk after the season

Kids: Don’t take risks, or you’ll wind up giving a terrible football team from Houston an end to their nine-game losing streak.

So the issue is that Belichick thinks that McCain’s injury is Doubtful? Makes sense, since usually when Belichick fakes an injury, it shows up as Questionable on the report.

The NFL needs more of this crazy ass Pop Warner shit, not less.

Going with the extra long train was a mistake.  She’s just going to pull that over your head and clobber you.

He was between the tackles, though, so they’ll start calling Donald for intentional grounding.

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

To be fair, this is what Darren Rovell’s Coke bottle looks like: