[A] team does not have to actually be ass in order to be the Ass Team Of The Week.

Fun fact! Passer rating isn’t the only QB stat in which Fitz ranks second in the league.

In those situations, the 10 seconds are running off the clock. If you have to shoot more quickly, that means more fouls and stoppages.

Sadly, it’s the lesser known of Irish patriotic chants.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

I know there are a lot of jokes to make about this story, but how terribly sad for his family and friends. What an awful way to go.

Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

Maybe the book is really about guys with messed up junk.

Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port. 

Bayless? Say less.

pre-Madonna‘s

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

“Ass, aged 27 years, probably from Long Island” - Derek Jeter

You stole my Kinja handle. wtf? Not cool. Get your own lame gimmick. This one’s mine.

“Fake shoes!" 

I found this headline to be much more trashy and manipulative than a typical Jezebel headline, and was sincerely surprised. Titles like this are why I refuse to read BuzzFeed. So far all my comments have been approved, so if this one isn’t at least we know why.

Naive, sweet, summer child 

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

“Today’s Titans-Dolphins game, currently in its second weather delay, sounds like absolute hell for any fans in attendance”