“Running out the clock? I’m confused. Doesn’t that mean punting to the other team on 3rd down with a 2-point lead and just over two minutes to go?” - Andy Reid

“What happens in here, stays in here.”

I can’t even imagine how many of my co-workers I’d punch if I had to see their stupid faces every single day for seven months at a time.

May you stay forever young

Don't blame the Nationals. I’d be very surprised if the MLB Collective Bargaining Agreement allows three consecutive doubleheaders.

Watched a 30 second ad before the clip just to see that the actual clip can’t be played for some reason. Awesome.

Kickoffs should be eliminated from along with the rest of football.

Perverts? Hey, there are probably more than 10,000... er, more than 23,000 of us interested in that game!

“scrabbling to make the playoffs”

It is a little bit easier, but the small benefit does not justify any risk. You can score from third on a balk, wild pitch, or passed ball that would not score you from second, but those are all rare. There may be a few other ways, but they will be even more rare. On the other hand, with two outs the runner on second…

Well, if she wasn’t trying to make him horny, why was she wearing that name?

What a way to have a brush with the law.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

The first depth chart of the season lists Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa as co-starters.

Yeah, Serena, respect the game.

He’s just out there hot doggin’ man

Did someone say BBQ?

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?

“We can be heroes, just for one day.” -David Bote