Surprisingly, Tom Dwan had no comment.

He finished 6 full innings and got one out in the following inning, the seventh.

Please warn us the next time you put forth a taek this hot.

This is criminally underrated.

When did kids get so soft?

“St. Mary’s style has also been consistently unconventional in recent years—sort of a knock-off version of the one that Tony Bennett (no relation to Randy) runs at Virginia.”

Drew?

I honestly liked this stylistic choice. It mirrored the same dog-whistling techniques we would have heard from the racists if Machado was picked instead.

HOT TAEK:

*Gase.

“We’ve had four boys who played for him... We knew Maison would not want him at his funeral.”

I’ll give +10 internet points (and a star!) to anyone who can find video of the series of possessions described at the end.

“The Patriots out-Tomlined the Steelers today.”

They did say that Clayton has a good cutter.

They did say that Clayton has a good cutter.

Is it possible for an obituary to fail the Bechdel Test?

“As teams are one to do in the era of lax celebration rules...”

“It wasn’t exactly a performance that could have inspired anything close to a comeback—Washington was down 40-0.”

Dolphins fan here, so we dealt with this guy for three seasons. I can’t believe this asshat was first in line behind the asshat that got fired.

“Two weeks after being dumped by Cleveland, Jackson joined the Bengals with the nebulous job title of special assistant to the head coach.”

This is truly tragic. If there’s anyone who should be sacked, it’s Gruden.