“Roger Hoover is the play-by-play man for the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.”

I know I’m just a gray, but I enjoyed it. I felt it implicitly drew strong parallels between the NBA and WNBA (and therefore, the situations between LeBron James and Tina Charles). By focusing on Charles, we see this as a potential issue: very capable (and at times even transcendent) players are not enough to overcome…

+ badness 10000

So, overdone and tasteless?

Yeah, but is the beer as good as Jordan Tears?

Well, I guess he’ll be paying his 63% taxes on a little bit less money now.

“We were fucking so hard and I head-butted her in the head.”

Spain’s coach scolded the goalie, saying, “

Yet another poor decision by an Aziz that results in the entire crew’s future being scrapped.

Which pitcher did you give birth to? Brandon Guyer (2011-2018)?

“Batista with the CAAAAAAAATCH.”

He added, “I’m really tired of flying Frontier.”

Yeah, but what would the cat have done?

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It’s actually 6/11 times 10, but who’s counting?

That kind of reaction is really over the line.

“McEnroe previously held the top slot with his 49 straight sets in 1984 on carpet court.”

I figured he’d be preparing for next year, but Mike Tomlin is already in regular-season form.

Reporter: Mr. Goodell, fans are abandoning football due to your draconian punishments and their disapproval of video replay. How will you fix this?

I call dibs on Betty White in the pool.