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This is the best idea I’ve heard. It helps struggling teams three times more than playoff-bound teams while de-incentivizes tanking. If you’re already in the basement, you may as well try to win games and play spoiler.

Chiquita and the USTA inked an agreement to ensure that this situation never happens again.

Ian Happ was conten, gleefu, and overjoye with his accomplishment.

Not only did you inflict that picture upon us, but you chose the one sport that exclusively uses a bracket.

Baseball finally figured that out!

They should call this tournament’s selection process NIT-picking.

The ref should have called an And-50 on that.

“I know, right? He probably didn’t even get hurt after stealing the ball. Sad!”

He calls high-arcing threes “rainbow connections.”

They realized the piccolo, oboe, and clarinet are trash instruments. They dumped them (and their players) on the side of the road where they belong.

“Denali is full of shit.”

“You can thank your liberal politicians.”

An even crazier idea? Hiring women to work in sports regardless of the gender of players.

Snail racing?

Spoiler alert: The first few seasons have constant full-frontal kissing, but they had to write the second star out because he killed himself.

Given the deleted thread, I want to live in a world where our most pressing concern is the “nepotism” that allegedly helped Erin Nichols get her job.

The last time a racket was that out of control, Philly won the Super Bowl.

“The Celtics have now lost three games in a row and nine out of their last 15, including blowout losses to the East’s other two elite teams.”

Bill Walton is awful.

Did I miss something? The entire roster is from the US.