Here is a preemptive response to this line of criticism: http://deadspin.com/this-is-basica…

After making his first save of the game, the Portuguese goaltender pantomimed eating salted cod, and paving many, many roads.

Looks like a real...

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

TEDDY GOALSEVELT!

That has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Seriously.

the driver of that 360 is every drivers worst nightmare. I screamed at that guy not two months ago (in front of lots of people, no less) for flagrantly crossing double yellow lines around blind corners with his kid in the car on the exact corner where he crashed the Ferrari. Anyone who knows that road knows that…

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Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

Don't forget this one

O, A, N, H, E, S, E, X, Y

I would've expected the Brewers to finish lower. Lord knows their fans have a terrible time staying on the wagon.

For years, scientists struggled to really prove, mathematically, why dividing something by 0 would make it undefined. Thank you Emory, you have done what was previously thought to be undoable.

On the bright side, he's got that amputee "look".

Mike and Kyle Shanahan will get fired.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

I was there. After lying there for about thirty minutes he vomit-defecated himself, then got trampled by 43 other passengers, which shattered four ribs, then, and this is crazy, he got back up and finished his fucking shift.

I can't wait to see Atlanta's head coach in front of the HBO cameras. They say he's a real micsmith.