This is a man who knows how to dress!

May the breast team win.

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E. Daulerio has never done acid

Beating that hoverboard level when I was a kid is still one of my happiest and proudest moments.

+1

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

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I haven't seen a Ford go this wrong since my wagon capsized in Oregon Trail II.

Luck is also the NFL's shitty beard dump.

Yeah, bioavailable amino acids are overrated.

Just when I begin to despair that everything there is to write has already been written, that humanity is doomed to forever produce pale facsimiles of past glories, you somehow keep the torch of originality glowing. Who could have predicted an Indian giver joke in this post? Sheer brilliance.

Sasha Vujacic isn't up to much. Let's throw him a gig while we're at it.

I mean, fuck, man.

Luke Fucking Walton?

I can tell by the Way you Capitalize random Words that you are a serious thinker And have very valuable Opinions.

No u r not rite

More like bostonic strings amirite

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