This is five guys sharing a hippocampus.

I really wanted that to end with a pool dunk.

Lost in the greatness of this play was well-executed umpiring. 3rd base ump had to run down the line in case the hit dropped foul. Home plate ump went to cover 3rd, as the play likely would have been there without the Cespedes bobble. But when the throw came home the 1st base ump had come down to cover and make the…

Damn

Agreed. Which is why I am willing to go to your house and eat your dog.

His "new site" doesn't exist. It may never exist. As will be made abundantly clear to you once you actually read this article.

This, I thought in disbelief, is really how I'm going to die.

Kid: [gets leg smoked]

I don't think that Redskins fans are getting enough credit in terms of their understanding of Native American history. If there's one group that understands the tragedy of Wounded Knee, it's guys who bought an RGIII jersey.

Bargnani: This man has never coached? Is terrible hire.

O AN HE SALTY

Coburn makes a great point about how unfair it is that some participants in the Belmont don't run the first two Triple Crown races. I was just talking to a friend about how fair the rest of horse racing is to the horses.

Barry, if you're going to indirectly feed into the conspiracy machine by quoting Duncan, Ginobili and Parker on their comfort with high temperatures, you should also include these quotes so you're not mistaken for a cherry-picker.

Marine Todd works out on the surface of the sun while eating Atomic Fireballs hard candy. I heard NHL players do that as well.