And candidly, the ending of S1 was so bad it ruined something that was really special for the first 7 hours.

I was genuinely excited for this season, especially for Foster, Hawkes, Eccleston, and Shaw. Saw a couple interviews with Lopez that quelled that a bit but was still cautiously optimistic. I’m glad I waited til today to binge this because this was a sloppy, disjointed mess. The acting was the only good thing about it,…

I don’t get the editorial direction of revived Jezebel. They basically have two writers who roll out of bed and have the choice of writing about celebrities they want to bang; celebrities who are banging but since that involves the desires of someone else, it’s bad; politicians who are going to be re-elected because…

Run Barry! Run!

In theory, it’s understandable that Keoghan might shy away from filming such a display...and then you see it. Firstly, I’ve seen professional nude models pose with more insecurity than Keoghan. Not only does he sell, well, naked insanity better than most, he has one, very impressive reason to be confident. Actually,…

Just for funsies let’s get several dozen roof top bill boards that say “I’m going for an Abortion” and then drive all around Texas with (non- pregnant) people in drag piloting and riding in the vehicles. Hell, make it several hundred. Stretch law enforcement so thin no one is left to harass all the migrants. Maybe…

Not one word about Miranda Richardson as Jude.

Encouraging gay/trans panic and depicting gay/trans panic are not the same thing. There are men out there who definitely would be shocked and disgusted to learn that they were hooking up with someone of the same biological sex, regardless of gender, the same way some men get disgusted by ‘gay stuff’ or being seen…

The kills in the first film made me cringe, but now that I knew what to expect, the kills in this one made me laugh, even though they upped the ante. Same as Human Centipede. It was shocking the first time, but shock value only shocks once.

“There are no 600 pound actors with any kind of profile in the industry” and this will continue to be true so long as scrawny directors keep putting people in fat suits.

Freddy vs Jason sounded kind of stupid, anyway. And I’m not sure how to get Deadite-fighting Ash into that mix, and the only reason to include him is because Bruce is awesome.

Woohoo, new Todd Field! I can still feel the SLAP from In The Bedroom. Looking forward to this.

Frotting Hill

A Star is Torn.

To be fair, we have been trying to sell out for years but the damn boomers weren’t offering. Now that they are finally dying, fucking Millennials are popping in like cockroaches to steal all the promotions we apathetically didn’t pursue.  :)

If they expand the Court, Democrats should appoint Anita Hill to it just to see if they can make this treason-adjacent creep squirm and resign. 

I’ve just about given up on the Dems.

You can't fight big baby penis.

did they also throw out DaBathwater?