bread makes you FAT?

Half or more of those likes are Russian sock puppets, from all reports.

“That would be like the shoe talking to the shit it stepped in to understand why its still clinging to it.”

Nope. We tried ignoring Trump, and look what happened. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

By not giving a damn about any laws but the laws of physics, baby.

The Clark Kent vagina subplot should’ve stayed.

Aunt Beast! I remember that part, too, though it took me a moment to dredge up the name.

It isn’t revealed until a later book in the series, but Mrs. Who, Which and Whatsit are actually ARMORED FUCKING POLAR BEARS.

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

It strikes me as so weird to turn Wrinkle into a big old spectacle movie. The book feels very small and intimate - internal despite all the grandeur Meg is experiencing.

The best description I’ve seen of this movie is that it’s like they showed all their ideas to a junior high asshole, and whenever he said “That looks gay” they put it in.

It was a running joke among my friends and I, “Whatever happened to Mira Sorvino? Wasn’t she supposed to be a big deal?” I feel like such an idiot now. Had no idea she was being blacklisted, and for disgusting reasons, too. Hollywood owes them both (and many others) a career resurgence, if they’re interested in such.…

This review astonishingly neglects the perhaps most significant moment in the Harding story: the time she bought coffee from the coffee stand where I was working in NW Portland in the mid-90s, and after she left I turned to the other people there and said, and I quote, “Hey, I think that was Tonya Harding.”

You’re pretty fucking stupid, like this is on the level of thinking King Kong was a documentary because it’s in black and white stupid

i hope somebody gives you a $25 gift card cause you sure as hell deserve it.

Mother! May I Sleep With the Director?

Lawrenofsky is the far superior amalgam in my opinion.

This may be a little late, but may I suggest Lawrenofsky?

Lena Dunham is such a monster. What kind of animal has friends in college that make offensive jokes? Also how could Lena not take responsibility for everything her friends did? Doesn’t Lena understand her importance? Why didn’t she use her powers to prevent everything bad from happening?