YOU SEEM LIKE FUN.

NICE CATCH ON THE PHINEAS GAGE CONNECTION. COMPLETELY MISSED THAT.

I’D LIKE TO DISAGREE, BUT I CAN’T ARGUE WITH LOGIC THAT COMPELLING.

UMMMM . . . . NO, THANK YOU.

BUT I’M REALLY A NICE, GENTLE PERSON. WHO THINKS LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE CREEPY. THAT E.E. CUMMINGS BULLSHIT? NO THANK YOU!

GOOD INTERVIEW, BUT I MUST PEDANTICALLY INSIST THAT IT FEATURES A FLAGRANT MISUSE OF THE TERM “BOTTLE EPISODE.”

THANK YOU!

THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING I’D WANT TO WATCH. WHAT NETWORK/STREAMING PROVIDER/SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM IS IT PLAYING ON?

I INVENTED THE WORD “EAT THE RICH - THEY TASTE PURPLE, WITH UNDERTONES OF STUPIDITY AND A NARCISSISTIC FINISH.”

FUCKHEADS GONNA FUCKHEAD? I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT.

YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “MORE LIKE FIVE FOOT ONE, AMIRITE?” BECAUSE SUBTLE.

ALSO, THIS PLACE SUCKS NOW.

AM I DOING IT? AM I DOING IT?

BABY DRIVER 3: BABY IN A CORNER

I MEAN, FUN IS SO . . . PLEBEIAN. EVEN A BABY CAN HAVE . . . FUN.

ONLY HIS MAMA CALLS HIM "A MINUS."

BOBBY DRIVER
BOOBY DRIVER
BB DRIVER
MINI DRIVER
MINNIE DRIVER

DIE IN A PUDDLE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PISS, YOU OPINIONATED BASTARD!!

THIS MEMORY IS LIKE A LOVELY, DELICATE FLOWER.

YOU'RE LIVING THE DREAM, BABY. FIGHT THE POWER.