THANKS FOR THE HELPFUL HINT, JEFE, BUT, REGRETFULLY, I MUST DECLINE. I STILL ENJOY THE DISCONNECT BETWEEN MY RATHER INNOCUOUS COMMENTS AND THE EXPECTATION THAT ALL-CAPS SIGNAL A LOUD, EMOTION-CHARGED RANT.

I GUESS MY TAKE ON IT IS THAT DC'S EARTH ONE BOOKS SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL, DESPITE BEING DIVORCED FROM LINE-WIDE CONTINUITY, AND THAT THIS FORMAT WILL ALLOW THE MILESTONE CREATORS TO FOLLOW THEIR OWN VISIONS WITHOUT THE ADULTERATION THAT COMES FROM BEING SHOEHORNED IN TO THE DC UNIVERSE.

JUST ANNOUNCED AT COMIC-CON:

DID SOMEBODY SAY "DAWES"?

BUT THEN NOBODY WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL HOW MUCH I CARE.

I'D LOVE TO SEE WALKER WRITE BATMAN OR SPIDER-MAN. (ALSO, JUST IN CASE ANYONE CARES, I'D LOVE TO SEE CHRISTOPHER PRIEST WRITE SUPERMAN OR GREEN LANTERN. AND MICHAEL DAVIS WRITE STATIC.)

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DUDE MAKES ME WISH I WAS GAY.

THANKS, BRO. WHEN YOU GET A SECOND, WOULD YOU MIND GIVING US AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST OF EVERYTHING YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED?

THANKS. IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE ONE'S FINGER ON THE PULSE OF OLDNESS.

I'M GOING TO SAY THESE BOYS HAVE LISTENED TO THE BEATLES.

O.K.

ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE RAPING THEIR CHILDHOODS?

ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE RAPING THEIR CHILDHOOD?

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES' RELIGION? BEAVER TOURS AND FEET BREAKING? IT'S DEFINITELY IN THE TORAH.

I HAVE TO CONFESS THAT BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE MIDDLE OF THIS POST, I WAS HOPING IT WAS THE BEST SPAMBOT COME-ON EVER - "THEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD MAKE AN AVERAGE OF $89 PER HOUR BY WORKING ONLINE AND SHE RECENTLY BOUGHT A LATE-MODEL DACIA LOGAN. AND HER EX-HUSBAND DIED OF COMPLICATIONS FROM STDS."

DAMN STRAIGHT.

BUT THEN WHERE WILL SHE GET HOT CHICKEN?

JESSICA, YOU SEEM TO BE LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE YOU GET PAID IN DOLLARS (LIKE THE U.S.) AND YET ARE ABLE TO PURCHASE AN ALFA ROMEO (UNLIKE THE U.S.).

I, TOO, LIKE THAT CLEAN, FRESH, STINGY FEELING.

KOSKI? THAT YOU?