MAYBE HAVING HIM ON THE SMALL SCREEN GIVES HIM A VENUE THAT FITS HIS TALENT. HE'S CONSISTENTLY SMALLIFYING UP THE BIG SCREEN.

THE TWIST IN THE SEASON FINALE WILL BE THAT IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A POOR MAN'S UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT.

SERIOUSLY? A FUCKING THREAD ABOUT MEG WHITE'S LEGS? YOU MOTHERFUCKING DEVIANTS.

1. I'M GOING TO SAY A COMBINATION OF THE TUNE, INSTRUMENTATION, BEAT, AND LYRICS. 2. NO, NOT FOR A CHANCE. 3. I'M NOT SURE I COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. 4. KIND OF COMPLICATED, DON'T YOU THINK? I'D RATHER COME UP WITH A BULK PACKAGE. 4. IN THE CAR. 5. SEE PREVIOUS ANSWER. 6. UNLIKELY. 7. SEE PREVIOUS ANSWER. 8.…

I COULD LISTEN TO ABOUT A THOUSAND MORE SONGS LIKE THIS ONE.

THINK I'LL WAIT FOR THE PORN VERSION OF THIS ONE.

FUCK! NOW I'M TEMPTED TO WATCH THE FIRST COUPLE OF EPISODES OF SEASON THREE!!

YOU KNIT FAST!

HAVING WATCHED ONLY THE FIRST TWO SEASONS, I'M CONVINCED THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL REDEEMABLE ABOUT THE DEB CHARACTER. SO MAYBE I SHOULD WATCH SEASON THREE, JUST TO MAKE SURE.

I'VE ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST TWO SEASONS. DID I MISS ANYTHING?

EVERY EPISODE WILL HAVE THE SAME PLOT LINE: HERE'S ANOTHER THING BLACK HAT GUY DOESN'T LIKE:

FUCK THAT, CHRISTIANE. IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN $6784/MONTH TO GET ME A ROBOT BRIDE THAT'S GUARANTEED NOT TO STAB ME WITH ITS KNIFE PENIS!!

I SHIP NICK AND JESS JUST SITTING THE FUCK AROUND AND SHOOTING THE SHIT AND TALKING ABOUT WINSTON FOR THE NEXT TWO OR THREE SEASONS.

EVERYBODY IS SAYING THAT LATELY.

STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE THAT THE DARK REVELATION IS THAT GRANDMA AND POP-POP ARE SWINGERS.

IF LOVING DRUGS IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

WHEN I SAW THE PHOTO AT THE TOP OF THE RECAP, I WAS THINKING, "HOW'D THEY GET PETER BOYLE BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BE IN THIS EPISODE?"

SOME THINGS JUST NEED TO STAY DEAD.

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, JUST THE WORDS "ZOOEY DESCHANEL" EASILY DEFINE AND REDUCE HER TO A TYPE.

ADORKAGODDESS.