IT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION, HELD MAINLY BY YOUNG MEN CARBUNCULAR AND COUCHED BRAZILIAN JAGUARS.

DIBS ON THE NIPPLES.

FUCKING POLICE BRUTALITY RUINED MY FAVORITE RUNNING GAG!

IF THIS SOMEHOW FAILS TO INVOLVE LIZZIE AS AX WIELDING VIGILANTE CUTTING DOWN CRIME IN FALL RIVER, I WILL BE FUCKING PISSED.

NICE, BUT THEM DANCING SILHOUETTES CAN'T DANCE FOR SHIT.

HOORAY FOR SCIENCE!!

MY MAIN COMPLAINT ABOUT SESAME STREET? NOT ENOUGH BUXOM, SCANTILY-CLAD SWEDISH BROADS RUNNING AROUND FOR NO REASON.

I'D RAISE THE GRADE TO AT LEAST A B+, IF ONLY FOR CECE'S REACTIONS IN THE SCENE WHERE SCHMIDT BIDS FAREWELL TO HER BREASTS.

HAPPY MEMORIES?

MOTHERFUCKERS!!

I UNDERSTAND. I'VE FUCKING MET ME.

TO BE FAIR, YOU SEEM LIKE THE SORT OF FELLOW WHO HATES HIMSELF/ HERSELF FOR LOTS OF SHIT.

EVEN IF I PAY A LITTLE EXTRA?

ANYBODY ELSE'S SUBCONSCIOUS KEEP INSERTING "IT" INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TITLE? SO ANNOYING. I BLAME THE SHOWRUNNERS.

I DIDN'T SEE ANY KIDS DRESSED IN FROZEN COSTUMES THIS HALLOWEEN. ON THE OTHER HAND, DON'T GET A LOT OF WHITE TRICK OR TREATERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, SO THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN IT.

HE'S INTO SEMI-COLONS. DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT TOO?

HELPING MY DAUGHTER WITH HER HOMEWORK AND MISSED THE FUCKING EPISODE. ANOTHER ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF JUST GETTING A FUCKING VASECTOMY.

THAT'S NOT A KINK - IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING AESTHETIC.

I FIND IT'S GOOD TO GIVE NAMES TO ONE'S KINKS.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT, MY ESTEEMED FRIEND. PERHAPS THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME, BUT HER APPEARANCE LEAVES ME COLD.