SO THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THIS ART INSTALLATION BELIEVES IT'S BETTER TO WATCH T-SWIFT FOR 20 MINUTES INSTEAD OF THREE?

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

UNLIKELY. IN AN INTERVIEW IN ROLLING STONE IN THE 80S, MADONNA SAID SHE WANTED TO ALWAYS GET HEAD AND NEVER GIVE IT. (SHE WAS BEING INTERVIEWED BY CARRIE FISHER, SO THE CONVERSATION TOOK SOME UNEXPECTED TURNS)

I CAN'T FATHOM THAT ANYONE WOULD HAVE TO BE FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN SEXUAL SKATEBOARDING. SURELY, 100 PERCENT OF AMERICANS OFFERED THE CHANCE TO SEXUAL SKATEBOARD WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE.

OVERTHINKING THE CHAIRS IS WHAT MAKES US HUMAN.

SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A SEX CRIME. AS FAR AS I KNOW.

LEGALLY, FORCED SEXUAL TENSION IS CONSIDERED A SEX CRIME.

YES, LET'S NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF OVERESTIMATING WOMEN'S ATTRACTIVENESS. IT MIGHT GO TO THEIR HEADS AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK MIGHT HAPPEN?

BUT THEY HAVE A BEEF WITH RICK'S HERD. WHEN SOMEBODY BURNS DOWN YOUR TOWN, YOU HAVE A LOT AT STEAK.

IF YOU TAKE AWAY OUR HYPERBOLE AND A VOCIFEROUS RUSH TO JUDGMENT BASED ON THE FLIMSIEST OF EVIDENCE, I'M AFRAID WE WON'T HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.

YOU COMPLETE ME.

CROWD SHITS ON APE.

#HEYLENADUNHAMDONTTAKEYOURCLOTHESOFF, #WITHOUTCHECKING WITHMEFIRST, #APPARENTLYIONLYLIKETOLOOKATSOMENAKEDWOMEN,
#COULDIPOSSIBLYBESOMEWHATGAY?
#THINGSENTITLEDWHITEDUDESSAY.

SMALL_MEXICAN_CHIWOWWOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY COMMENTER AROUND HERE WHO MAKES A LICK OF SENSE TO ME.

#STILLOCD

SORRY, BUT I'M STILL GETTING OVER THE RABIN, PHIPPS, MURRAY, TOBIAS, ROBINSON DEPARTURE. PLUS DONNA BOWMAN.

I'M LATE . . . TO THE PARTY ON THIS THREAD. FORTUNATELY, IT SEEMS TO HAVE MISCARRIED ON ITS OWN.

THIRD. THE EXODUS OF AV CLUB WRITERS WHOSE BY-LINES I LOOK FOR CONTINUES.

I WASN'T THAT CRAZY ABOUT THE BOOK AS A KID. THE SEX SCENES WERE KIND OF PATHETIC.

HOW'S THIS? NOT SURE I CAN GET MUCH LOUDER.